WALT DISNEY WORLD
It is known to the Universe that mankind loves to have fun. They have fun at parties full of stupid people who are dressed as famous characters. They go to places called “stadiums” to see people sweat to their deaths and throw a round orange ball at a target. But the most famous place to have fun is located at a place that was surrounded by water except for its top section. Which its illogical, since that place is really hot. It would be way better if it was just flooded. But that would ruin its purpose. That place is called Florida. Which its a weird coincidence, since the most boring planet on the Universe is called Florida. But Florida is not our focus, since the place that we began to talk about earlier today is located near Orlando. Which its also an weird coincidence, since the most boring city in the most boring planet on the Universe is called Orlando. Lets get back once again to that place that we were talking about: it is called Walt Disney World. Which its, once again, an weird but mildly stupid coincidence, because the most boring place in the most boring city in the most boring country of the most boring planet on the Universe.
MICKEY MOUSE
People make fun of their creators usually- when a certain man decided to go on the Galactic Radio and say that his mother and father were not hoopy froods that knew where their towels were, they proceeded to drop a big black piece of chocolate over Earth, thinking thats where he was. Unfurtonately, that big piece of chocolate made humanity create their chocolate, which its actually the worst food in the Universe. The second worst was called Dole Whips. But the worst type of “making fun of their creator” is when Mr. Walt Disney created Mickey Mouse, a large version of his own creator. Which of course didn’t make sense, since people hated rats, yet they sent their children to hug a rat in a huge version. Humanity at that time was really stupid.
"Oh bloody hell, the world is going to be destroyed!"
Don’t panic, this post is mostly harmless. It is only a celebration of Towel Day. You can join us at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe while we ponder how Douglas Adams was so darn funny and what is the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything. So long, and thanks for all the fish!
